Saturday, August 16, 2014

Laughing My Cares Away

So.  I've been watching 30 Rock.

What?  Why, yes.  I AM pretending that the last four and a half months didn't happen.  Why do you ask?

Anyway, I've been watching 30 Rock.  You see, my wife ran off to Kansas with her new boyfriend, leaving me with a kid, a bunch of debt, and a van that's falling apart.

Huh?  Yes, I AM glossing over the most traumatic event in my recent personal history for comedic effect.  And?

Anyway, I've been watching 30 Rock, since I find myself with a lot of free time (what with the wife running off and all).  I started watching sit-coms so maybe I could laugh, at least.

And I am laughing at 30 Rock.  I realize I'm at least a decade late to this party, but I have one question.

**NOTE** I'm only 8 episodes into the first season, so bear that in mind.

WHY am I laughing at 30 Rock?  There really isn't anything that I can point to as funny.  There have been a couple of clever bits (The snapple product placement, and Conan's cameo spring to mind), but nothing that I can say was really funny.

Yet, the more I watch the more I'm laughing my ass off.

If I figure it out I'll let you know.

For now, ima keep watching, keep laughing, and keep swimming that river in Egypt.

I'll leave you with this one parting thought:  I hope 30 Rock doesn't end like the last show I really thought was funny, namely: How I Met Your Mother.

If you didnt watch HIMYM, go fix that.  It's hilarious.  Just skip the last 20-ish minutes of the last episode, it completely ruins nearly a decade of character development.

Anyway, I'm off to do...  Umm...

Something...

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Oh Captain, My Captain

Robin Williams is dead.

Leaving aside the still (at this hour) confused reports of suicide versus accident...  

ROBIN WILLIAMS IS DEAD!

I...

I can't even process this right now.

Robin Williams was one of the pillars of my depression addled young adult life.  His comedy, along with George Carlin and Douglas Adams were sometimes the only thing that kept me off the proverbial ledge when things got really bad in my life.  And now all three of them are gone.

This loss is immeasurable to me.  It's like the whole world seems a bit less colorful and a bit more grey.

RIP, Mr. Williams.  You were one of the funniest people who ever lived, and no one will ever be able to compare.

Nanu Nanu

Sunday, April 27, 2014

Been awhile...

     So.  It's been a while.  I've been busy as hell with school and a flare up of some health issues, but I'll be ok.  I just wanted to apologize to both of my readers for dropping the ball on this.

     Honestly, life is stressful and things had to let up somewhere, and, as much as I love writing for you, it had to let up here.

     I have some things going on, and I will continue to post infrequently for a while until things calm down, but I will get back to daily updates.

     So, to both of my readers.  I'll see you on the flip side.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Give me a medal in Slacksmanship.

     Oh, I am just the WORST kind of person.

     I haven't updated my daily blog in four days.

     I could bore y with details but you don't care, and if you were close enough to me that you DID care, you would already know why I'm late.  Rest assured I will be correcting this mistake.  I promised 365 updates (at least) and that's how many youre going to get.

     Over the next weekend, I will be updating a lot.  Probably twice or three times a day.  Until I'm caught up.

     And it's going to be good stuff too.  No filler.  Real stories or poetry or essays.

     I PROMISE.

     Until tomorrow, my patient lovelies!

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Peanuts and Birthdays

     Just a few minutes until sunrise...  Umm...  Today is (was) my daughters sixth birthday!  That's right, six years ago today, on March 31st I was flooded with overwhelming emotions.  Consisting of 47% terror (at being a new father), 51% joy/love (at my wonderful new baby girl), and 2% disappointment (because if she had held out for another four hours, she would have been an April Fools Baby, and that would have resonated with my inner comedian).

     Over the years, that has changed to be 89% Joy/Love (with my amazing little girl), 10% Terror (that something bad will happen to her), and 1% Disappointment (c'mon, she coulda been an April Fools Baby!)

     But I tell you.  The Love always wins out.

     So HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Piper!  May your life be as joyful and interesting as mine has been.  It is a pleasure and an honor to be guiding someone as wonderful as you on her first steps down the path of existence!

     Goodnight, everybody!

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Superstar Tag Team Et-Cetera

     I have a confession to make.  I love a very specific type of film.  When Internet reviewers/commenters try to frame their reviews with a fictional plot and homemade costumes and such, I love it!  I find it fascinating and, if done well, really fun to watch.

     As such, I am a big fan of Bob "Moviebob" Chipmans 'The Game Overthinker' series.  Gaming commentary with a narrative framework that can be charitably described as low budget.  Its creative as hell and really fun!  But he's not my only Internet video secret crush.

     I may have mentioned once...  Or twice...  Or a dozen times... Whatever, it's come up.  I may have mentioned that I am a BIG fan of the guys at www.loadingreadyrun.com because they have been producing quality web video content for more than a decade now (among their many MANY projects). Everything they do is pretty much golden!

     Then there's ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.

     I like The Nostalgia Critic, and I think the site is very well done, with a team of reviewers and an interlocking continuity of fiction that frames all their reviews.  It's all entertaining and fun, especially when they do their annual "specials" like 'Kickassia' or 'To Boldy Flee'.  But my favorite part of the site HAS to be Lewis 'Linkara' Lovehog (forgive me if I'm spelling his name wrong, it's late and I'm doing this from my phone).  My start with ThatGuyWithTheGlasses was with Linkara's 'History of Power Rangers'videos.

     Brief aside:  Linkara is a MASSIVE fan of all forms of The Power Rangers, and his History of Power Rangers videos are an EXHAUSTIVE history of every season of the show.  It's an absolutely astonishing level of detail and it is deservedly popular.

     Anyway, I got into 'TGWTG' because of Linkara's 'HoPR' videos, but I've been slowly drawn in by everything else.  I'll admit that beyond Linkara and The Nostalgia Critic I haven't watched much of the stuff on the site, but it's all definately on my list.  That's not why I brought them up, though.  I mention Linkara (and his continuity driven fictional framework) to tell you about his OTHER show on TGWTG.  Atop The Fourth Wall.

     Atop The Fourth Wall (Where bad comics burn!) is a review show for bad comic books.  And it's also where most of the fictional framework takes place (at least for Linkara).  It's entertaining, often hilarious, occasionally moving, and just downright well put together!  I can't really recommend it enough, especially if you (like me) are a fan of Comics but don't really have the time of finances to read them regularly anymore.

     Anyway.  I brought all THAT up to beg for something that I would REALLY love to see happen.

     Moviebob?  Linkara?  Listen up for a second.  Both of you are great amateur filmmakers.  Both of you do review and commentary shows as an outlet for your (very entertaining) respective fictions.  Also, in BOTH of your narratives, you have introduced the concept of a Multiverse and Dimension Hopping.  Do you see where I am going with this?

     Let's get a CRAZY AWESOME TAG TEAM SUPERSTAR TEAMUP thing happening!  I'm talking a crossover!  I would LOVE to see The Game Overthinker and Ivan (the fairy intern) show up in Linkaras world just in time to help defeat Dr Insano.  Or have Comicron One (Linkara's spaceship) pop over to the Overthinker-verse to do battle with The Anti-Thinker.  Wouldn't it be AWESOME!?

     I think it would be.

     Anyway, goodnight, lovelies!

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Reaper of Free Time, more like!

     Warning, if you don't play Diablo III (and, to a lesser extent, it's 'Reaper of Souls' expansion) then you won't have any idea what I'm talking about.  The following assumes at least a basic knowledge of the game from here on out.  You have been warned.

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     Holy crap Diablo 3 is fun!  I've been having such a blast playing in adventure mode with my Barbarian that I haven't even really started my crusader, yet.  I found some cool stuff, and one item that has me laughing even now, several hours later.

     I found a legendary potion.  I swear to god I am not making this up:

     - Bottomless Potion of Kulle Aid It replaces your potions in your hotbar.  It restores 60% of your life (exactly like a regular potion), it has a 30 second cooldown (exactly like a regular potion), and it's reusable!  Like, you don't have to have more than one.  Normally you carry a stack of health potions, somewhere between 50 and 99 of them, so you can pop one when you need some emergency health. But this legendary potion is INFINATELY REUSABLE!

     I will never have to buy another potion again!

     Oh, and as awesome as that is already, there's more!

     The item also says: You can break through the walls created by 'waller' elites for 5 seconds after drinking from this potion.

     So.  It's the same benefit as a regular potion, has the same cooldown as the regular potion, and doesn't require a stack to work...

     That would be awesome even if it DIDN'T turn me into the Kool Aid man!

     Oh, YEEEAAHHH!

Friday, March 28, 2014

Freedom Ringing In My Ears.

     Yaay!  Update time!

     So, as most of you know, I'm in school.  I'm actually taking an Intro to The New Testament class and boy, I really shouldn't have.

     You see, this class is turning into a thinly veiled sermon from the pastor that is teaching it.  The class is billed as a historical look at the culture and writings of The Biblical New Testament.  But it's not.  It's a Christian-centric dose of college level Sunday school about the divinity of Jesus and one mans interpretation of scripture.  

     Now, don't get me wrong.  My teacher is a really nice guy.  He's just really set in his ways.  And, unfortunately for the neutrality of the classroom, his ways are those of an old Protestant pastor.

     As my friends will be not-at-all-surprised to hear, I have a few problems with this class.

     You see, I don't consider myself a Christian.  I'm not an atheist, and I am a very spiritual person.  My faith is personal and very important to me.  I'm not going to go into detail on a blog, but if you ask me directly (through email or even comments) I'll tell you anything you want to know.

     On top of my not being a Christian, I still have some issues with the way Christianity is followed today.  Not the least of which is my previously mentioned stance on Homosexual Marriage which, as you will recall, is nearly VIOLENTLY at odds with the stance of most organized churches.

     Also, you will be absolutely SHOCKED to hear, I can be an opinionated jackass sometimes.  I know!  Unthinkable, right?

     It's been...  Interesting, to say the least.

     But today was particularly so.  You see, I basically called my professor a liar to his face.

     Ok, here's the story:

     He was talking about the 10 commandments, and in passing he said this:  "Now, there's something powerful about the 10 commandments, they can warp your mind!  That's why they aren't allowed in schools or courthouses, because it might make people crazy, you see."

     "That's not true!" I blurted out before I could stop myself.  Brought the whole class to a halt.  He just looked at me and I decided I might as well go all in on this one.

     I talked about the separation of church and state, and the constitution, and about the large number of non Christians who might be offended by Christian doctrine/paraphernalia adorning a public building paid for by the taxpayers.

     He responded by asking this:  "Separation of church and state, huh?  Well let me ask you something.  Where in the constitution does it say that?  It doesn't!"

     Without missing a beat, I came back with "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, nor prohibiting the free exercise thereof."

     He had the nerve to tell the class that that had nothing to do with the separation of church and state, that was about not establishing a state-religion.  He was (and still is) wrong.

     That quote is from the constitution of the united states of america.  The highest law in the most powerful country on the planet.  And it says "...no law RESPECTING an establishment of religion..." (emphasis mine).  That line forms the legal basis for the whole idea of the separation of church and state.

     Congress is prohibited (and thus, the government as a whole is prohibited by implication) from passing laws that recognize any religion over any other.  That's why Ten Commandments and Crucifixes aren't allowed in public buildings, allowing Christian iconography in the public spaces could be seen as favoritism of Christianity over other religions.  And that is precicely what is prohibited by the wording of the constitution.

     Anyway.  I'm going to bed before this turns into an all night rant.  Goodnight, lovelies!

Thursday, March 27, 2014

It's not just for my health!

     Good evening, lovelies!  It is Thursday, March 27 and it's time for the update.

     It's been a long day.  My moped decided that today was a great day to throw the spring on its Kickstarter, making a godawful grinding noise.  I want bore you with the details, but long story short:  I had my mom drop me off at the gate to the Air Force Base where I go to school, and I rode my actual bicycle the three miles to the school building.

     It has been in the 30s and 40s all week.  So it's been really cold, add sweating from exertion and you have a recipe for the flu.

     I guess I just have to keep repeating to myself:

     ImnotsickImnotsickImnotsickimnotsickimnotsickACHOOimnotsickimnotsick!

     Anyway *SNIFF*  Goodnight Folks, I'll see you tomorrow!

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Time management... Not my strong suit.

     Here's the update for today, Wednesday.  That wishful rant about superhero movies was for yesterday.

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     So.  I had half a semester off and did I use it to really crunch down and get some design work done?  No.  I plays a bunch of Diablo and Minecraft.

     So.  Now that school is back in and I have some serious studying to do, am I hitting the books?

     Ummm...  Have we met?  No, of course I haven't been studying.  I've been bitten by the game design bug again.  It's like I'm at my most creative when I'm SUPPOSED to be doing something else.  It's weird.

     The good news is that I am well on the way to having another working prototype game to playtest.  I'm kinda on fire for this one.

     Wish me luck, nonexistent peeps!

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     What?  Yes.  I am studying.  Don't worry about that.  I'll be fine in school.

     Goodnite, lovelies!