Introductions Are In Order

     LIGHTS UP ON CLOSED RED VELVET CURTAIN.  DRUMROLL     

     Announcer: It's Niiiiine o-clock here, live on the web, and this is your SUNDAY UPDATE!

     LIFT CURTAIN, REVEAL LOGO, DRUMROLL TRANSITIONS INTO OPENING MUSIC

     ANNOUNCER: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Tonight's episode of The Sunday Update!  Brought to you by [INSERT SPONSOR NAME HERE]!

     LOGO RISES OFF SCREEN ON FLY, ZOOM CAMERA 1 TOWARDS DESK, LIGHTS UP ON DESK

     ANNOUNCER: Starring: [ZOOM TO MAGICPOKEY, IN SUIT BEHIND DESK] Pokey Smith! [WHIP PAN TO MAGICPOKEY, PAINTING A'LA BOB ROSS] Pokey M. Smith! [WHIP PAN TO MAGICPOKEY, IN FULL SUPERHERO REGALIA, CAPE BLOWING IN WIND] Pokey "Mild Mannered" Smith [WHIP PAN TO MAGICPOKEY IN DRAG, POSING LIKE MARYLYN MONROE, SKIRT BLOWING UP] Pokette Smythe, and introducing: [DRUMROLL BEGINS, STAR WIPE TO MAGICPOKEY, SITTING AT COMPUTER IN BEDROOM] Magicpokey! [DRUMROLL ENDS ON CRECENDO, MUSIC CONTINUES]

     ANNOUNCER: So, without further ado, ladies and gentlefolks, HEEEERE'S POKEY!

     WHIP PAN TO MAGICPOKEY, PRATFALLING ONTO STAGE INTO ROLL TO FEET, BEING TOSSED A MICROPHONE, CUE MONOLOGUE 

     MAGICPOKEY: Thank you!  Thank you! ......

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