So here's a quickie for Monday.
A drunk walks into a bar, he's already three sheets to the wind so the bartender tells him to get out. He leaves, walks around the block, and back into the same bar. "get the hell outta here!" so he leaves. He walks around the block again and back into the same bar. "Buddy, if I see you again I'm going to deck you!" The drunk turns to leave but says over his shoulder:
I'll go, but man, there's no friendly bars in this town!
*BA-DUM--TISH!*
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