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The following is
the written transcript of Doctor REDACTED (MD, PHD, BS, Etc.) and the lab
experiment that became known as “Project Thirteen”. What follows
is the laboratory observations of the primary subject (E.T.E.
Thirteen-42, known henceforth as only 'Subject').
August, 4, 1992
The
new Extra Terrestrial Entity Subject was admitted into the facility
today. Subject appears to be unconscious, and does not respond to
audible, visual or light tactile stimuli, though the rise and fall of
breath seems to indicate the presence of life. Subject seems to be
wounded with burns on approx. 60% of subject's body, this seems to
correlate with Gen. REDACTED's report of subject falling to earth in
a re-entry fireball from apparent space.
Subject's
morphology is quite different from our own, almost to the point of
not being humanoid. In fact, we're it not for the presence of vestigial
protrusions in the approximate positions of humanoid arms and legs, I would definately classify subject as a non-humanoid. Subject's body consists of an amorphous spherical torso section,
eighteen inches across, with what can only be described as short,
stubby 'arm' pseudopods and slightly darker 'foot' analogue
pseudopods. Subject's body seems to consist of an extremely
flexible, light pink, rubber-like flesh, with the 'feet' being a
darker rose color.
Subject
has two closed 'eyes' which refuse to open even when forceps are
employed. Subject shows no examples of a nose or ears. Of
particular interest is the subject's 'mouth', which could more
accurately be described as a 'maw' that stretches from one end of the
subjects entire body to the other. Though the 'mouth' has proven to
be just as resilient to opening efforts as the eyes, the size of the
orifice would suggest that the mouth consists of approximately 80% of
the subjects body volume.
August, 6, 1992
Subject
has seemingly awoken, (the eyes are blue in color and strangely human
in the shape of the iris) but subject refuses to try to communicate. The
burns on subjects body do not seem to be healing naturally, and they
seem to cause discomfort. Despite the obvious pain, subject seems
upbeat, smiling with 'bright' eyes at the doctors who come in to
change the bandages. Subject has carefully avoided opening its mouth
more than a fraction of an inch since it regained consciousness, and
only then to sip broth during mealtimes. The reason for this is
currently unknown.
August, 7, 1992
Breakthrough!
After repeated refusal of (and disdain for) the nutrient cakes, one
of the interns decided (on her own initiative) to offer to share her
lunch with the subject. The subject immediately became more animated
and eagerly allowed the intern to spoon microwave tomato soup into
its mouth. Swallowing was of particular interest as the subject
seems to violate all conventional morphology and possibly physics as
well. The act of swallowing consists a full body compression,
wherein the subject flattens itself into a disc shape before
returning to its original form, whereupon the subject's body produces
small clouds of yellow colored gas in the shape of a five pointed,
stylized, star (from just under the 'arms'). The gas dissipates
almost instantaneously, but further investigation allowed us to gain
a sample. Gas seems to be harmless helium and contains no toxicity.
What
is more, the subjects body seemed to react to the soup by partially
healing itself of its burns. The subject seemed as surprised by this
as we were, and quickly began communicating through waving its arms
and a high pitched squeals, indicating that it wanted more of the food.
The intern wisely offered the rest of her bowl to the subject, who
smiled at her in a most charming way before opening its mouth wide
and SUCKING the entire bowl into its body! After another compression
swallow (producing slightly bigger 'stars') the subject was
completely healed of its burns! Further testing of different
foodstuffs is recommended.
August, 9, 1992
Subject
seems to have no upper limit on the amount of materiel it can
consume. To date, Subject has eaten over one and a quarter metric tonnes of tomatoes. Tomatoes being the only food subject will eat. They are brought in by the basketfull, and are promptly inhaled, basket and all, through the mouth. Of
interest is the suction caused by Subject opening its mouth, small
instruments have been placed within the bushels of tomatoes and
measurements of wind speed and force have determined that subject
inhales objects and air at over 100mph.
Gen.
REDACTED has been pressuring me for more information faster, I have
advised against his involvement as subject does not seem to be a threat. The general informed me he was pursuing authority to interrogate the subject over my objections.
August, 11, 1992
I
don't know, exactly how it happened. Subject has escaped. Over my
objections, Gen. REDACTED raided the lab this afternoon, approaching
the subject with weapons drawn, demanding information. Subject
looked confused for a moment until the general fired a warning shot,
grazing the subjects left side. Subject responded with force.
Subject
opened its mouth wider than I have ever seen, and INHALED
the screaming general. The screams were quickly cut off when subject
swallowed, releasing a large cloud of gas. When the gas cleared,
subject was holding the generals gun and seemed to be wearing a rough
approximation of the generals helmet on its head. Subject opened
fire on the soldiers, shrugging off a volley of bullets itself before
inhaling again. This time a group of three soldiers were inhaled,
and the subject seemed to expand to hold the men. Subject looked
towards the ceiling ans SPAT
the
men, who had become a glowing star-like projectile which punched a
massive hole through the roof of the complex. The men are still unaccounted for.
Subject
inhaled a large amount of air and inflated itself like a balloon to
double its regular size. Then proceeded to jump into the air and
FLOAT
through the hole in the ceiling. The last I saw of subject, it was floating towards the setting sun.
August,
11, 1992
*Gruff
Male Voice* Dr.
REDACTED has been removed from this facility for questioning
regarding the failure of “Project Thirteen.” After the failed interrogation, which resulted in the apparent deaths of General REDACTED and three marines, subject has escaped
the facility and is, literally, in the wind. NORTHCOM reports an
unidentified flying object over the general airspace of the facility and has tracked it due west. Command code Alpha Two Niner Echo. Authorize special agent 'King' for immediate retrieval operations. Order code:
D.D.D. (Detainment Debriefing and (if necessary) Destruction).
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Until tomorrow, lovelies!
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