Knock Knock

     Got home from school and immediately fell asleep for 13 hours.  Maybe I should get tested for mono...

     Here's the update for Wednesday, the worlds most annoying joke.  With my two interns, Thomas and Steve.  Take it away, boys:


     Thomas: Knock Knock.

     Steve: Who's there?

     Thomas: Banana.

     Steve: Banana who?

     Thomas: Knock Knock.

     Steve: Umm.  Who's there?

     Thomas: Banana.

     Steve: Banana who?

     Thomas: Knock Knock.

     Steve: Seriously?  Who's there?

     Thomas: Banana.

     Steve: *sigh*Banana who?

     Thomas: Knock Knock.

     Steve: Dammit.  Who's there?

     Thomas: Banana.

     Steve: Banana.  FUCKING.  Who?

     Thomas: Knock Knock.

     Steve: AAARRRGGHHH!  Who's there?

     Thomas: Banana.

     Steve: No, I'm not doing this anymore.

     Thomas: Knock Knock.

     Steve: Seriously.  I'm done.

     Thomas: Banana.

     Steve: Fuck you!

     Thomas: Knock Knock.

     Steve: ...

     Thomas: Banana.

     Steve: LA! LA! LA!  I CAN'T HEAR YOU!  LA!  LA!  LA!

     Thomas: Knock Knock.

     Steve: CHRIST, FINE!  If I answer you, will you go away?

     Thomas: Banana.

     Steve: *long pause* Banana...  Who?

     Thomas: Knock Knock.

     Steve: So help me God, I will end you and all that you love!  WHO.  IS.  THERE!

     Thomas: Orange.

     Steve: Orange?  Oh my god, FINALLY!  Orange who?

     Thomas: Orange you glad I stopped saying 'banana'?

     *Gunshot*

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     Until tomorrow later today, lovelies!