I Pity The Foo!

     Short one, today, loyal readers.  But I'm going to school ya'all in somethin' important!

     I'm gonna teach you suckas how to properly pity a foo.

     Step One - Find yo foo.

      - This shouldn't be hard.  Just look around, maybe look in the mirror.  What you're lookin' for is anybody who isn't, at this very moment, Mr. T.  Once you've got yo foo, move on to Step Two.

     Step Two - Look real hard at yo foo.

      - I mean REAL hard, like that sucka's gonna do a trick or somethin'. (But he's not, 'cause he's a foo.)

     Step Three - Think about yo foo.

      - Think long and hard about yo foo.  Think about all he could accomplish, and everything that foo could learn.  Ponder the wonders that foo could create.  If only he were Mr. T.

     Step Four - Think about Mr. T.

      - Think about how that foo is not, nor will he ever be, Mr. T.  Try to contemplate all that wasted potential.

     Step Five - You may now cry.

      - Weep, sucka!  You ain't weak!  Shed those manly tears over all the wonders that never will see the light of day.

     Step Six - Feel that, sucka?

      - That feeling you got right now, sucka?  That overwhelming wave of sadness and depression at the plight of this poor, poor foo?  THAT is Pity.

     Congratulations.  You just pitied a foo.

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     Ok.  I'm done channeling the great Mr. T.  Until tomorrow, loyal readers.