MAD! Mad I tells ya!

     As part of this writing challenge, I'm going to try my hand at writing everything.  Every kind of style and genre I can possibly write about I will attempt to do so.  Today is an experiment in writing something like the insane ravings of a completely-off-the-deep-end conspiracy theorist.  Let me rephrase, when you are about to read is written 'in character' and does not reflect my actual opinions. I'm going for something akin to the poorly xeroxed 'Truth Pamphlet' that the homeless cat lady would hand out in an alleyway.

     Too Long, Didn't Read:  THE FOLLOWING IS AN ARTISTIC WORK OF FICTION, ONLY A FOOL WOULD TAKE IT FOR MY ACTUAL OPINION!

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     I'm telling you, Nine-Eleven wasn't arabs, it was radical feminists!

     Think about it.

     WTC 1 and 2 were some of the tallest buildings in the world, in fact they WERE the tallest in the world for a while.  Rising erect over the majestic New York skyline.

     New York.  Also known as "The Big Apple".  The Apple is a slang term for vagina when radical feminists want to talk about their genetalia in public without being harassed.

     Towers like those at WTC Plaza are some serious Phallic (or penis) imagery.

     So you have the biggest vagina in the world (new York) being symbolically ruled over by twin phalli (WTC 1/2) and their testicle (WTC 7).

     Bringing the towers down (using more penis shapes, seriously, look at a major airliner without the wings) was the single largest act of radical feminist rebellion in history.

     Also, the plane shot down in PA?  That wasn't aimed at the white house.  It was aimed at the Washington Monument.  You know, that giant OBELISK in the center of the most powerful city in the most powerful country on earth?  It doesn't get more male-power than a freaking Obelisk!

     Bring down the three biggest male-power symbols in the country (The pentagon being the hub of the male-dominated power structure) and you leave a country that is sorely lacking in male energy and is therefore ripe for female takeover.

     Think about it.  Is it a coincidence that in the years since 9/11 there has been a major upsurge in radical feminism?  Or how about after G.W.Bush (President during 9/11), we came within a hairsbreadth of having a female president (hillary barely lost to Obama in the primaries)?  No. It has been allowed to happen because we lost some of our Phallus (Male-Power) energy!

     Long Live the Patriarchy!

     

     For more TRUTH: check out www.radical-conspiracy-theories-and-ranting.net

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     There it is.  I'm pretty proud of that, as I just wrote it stream of consciousness in like six minutes.  Again, the preceding was IN CHARACTER and does not represent my actual opinion.

     Besides.  Everybody knows that 9/11 was the work of a secret cabal within the U.S. Government as part of a treaty between the 'Grey Aliens' and the 'Reptillians' to end the war of the Templars.

     Goodnight, all!