Joking around.

     It's a snow day today and tomorrow, and since today has been spent alternating between throwing snowballs with my daughter and drinking hot chocolate to warm up, I havent had time to write much.  I do have three different short stories in the works, though, so be on the lookout for those.

     So, for today's update, I'm going to tell you guys a joke.  One that my grandfather told me years ago.

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     Jesus, Moses and an old man are in heaven, playing golf.  It's the last hole and the scores are tied. 

     Jesus tees off and slices the ball into a pond, where it conveniently lands on a lily pad.  He walks out across the water and chips the ball straight into the hole, hole in Two.

     Moses tees off and also slices the ball into the water trap, but this time it sinks.  No biggie, he parts the water, stomps across the lakebed and chips the ball into the hole, hole in Two.

     The old man tees off and slices it into the water as well.  A fish jumps up and eats the ball just before it sinks.  Then a bird swoops down and grabs the fish in mid-jump.  Clouds roll up and lightning strikes the bird, incinerating it and the fish and dropping the now singed golf ball straight into the cup.  Hole in One, the old man wins.

     Jesus turns to the old man and says: "Stop it, Dad, you're gonna get us kicked out!"

     BA-DUM!  TISH!

     Goodnight, everybody!