My bad.

     Guess what I didn't do?  An update for Feb. 2 2014.  I made it 32 days into the year before being actually late with an update.  There's no rules chicanery I can use to get around this one.  I goof'd and it was my bad.

     So I'm deducting 5 internets from myself.

     That's right, I'm keeping score (in the form of the ubiquitous 'internets' currency) for this year long project.  I have a system.  I'm giving myself +1 internets for each update.  +5 if someone comments (other than you, mom.  I appreciate that you're reading this, but I'm looking for an actual audience).

     So, my current score would be 32, but now it's going to be 27.

     I'm in deficit, people.  I need you to comment on something you've read here, something that you find interesting, even if you just want to spam me...

     Wait, did I just ASK for a spambot?

     Oh well.  It's out of the bag now.

     What do you mean I can edit that out?  No.  I'm going for transparency and accountability here.  This also means that this update you are reading right here, this one does not count as my update for today (Monday 2/3/2014).  This is a make-up update.

     Yes.  There will be a new update later today.  See you then.

     Current score:  +27 internets

     Current mood:  Frustrated and ashamed.