Thursday, February 20, 2014

Shattered

     A day in the life of Glass Joe

     6:39am - The alarm goes off, hit snooze button twice.  Get out of bed, put ice packs and bag of frozen peas back into freezer.
     
     7:15am - Watch sunrise from balcony, gather thoughts.

     7:30am - Shower, apply ointment.

     8:00am - Make breakfast.

     8:15am - Eat breakfast.

     8:16am - Remember to remove retainer.

     8:17am - Clean retainer.

     8:20am - Return to (now cold) breakfast.

     8:30am - Take medicine (Xanax, Neurontin, Flexoril, Xanax, and an Asprin)

     8:40am - Get Dressed.

     9:00am - Leave for gym.

     9:15am - Warm Ups.

     9:25am - Light weights.

     9:35am - Treadmill.

     9:45am - Heavy Bag

     10:00am - Rest Break.

     10:15am - Jumprope.

     10:30am - Light Sparring Practice.

     12:00pm - Lunch.

     12:45pm - Walk in park.

     1:30pm - Head home.

     2:00pm - Get dressed for tonights match.

     2:30pm - Leave for venue.

     2:50pm - Arrive at venue.

     3:30pm - In this corner... Etc.

     3:32pm - DING Round 1.

     3:38pm - Knocked the fuck out.

     4:00pm - Wake up in locker room.

     5:25pm - There it is!  Finally found the last missing tooth.

     6:00pm - Arrive home.

     6:05pm - put ice on swelling face, sit and cry softly.

     6:30pm - Apply fresh ointment to facial swelling.

     6:50pm - Open can of Chef Boy-Ar-Dee

     7:00pm - Eat pasta, cold.

     7:30pm - Watch "Duck Dynasty"

     8:30pm - Get ready for bed.

     9:00pm - Go to bed, read about Boxing Technique.

     9:15pm - Fall Asleep with ice packs stuck to face.  "Maybe tomorrow will be better".

 - - - - -

     Wow.  I must be more tired than I thought.  I was trying for some humor tonight, but I wound up making  myself feel bad for Glass Joe. Poor dude, always getting the ahit kicked out of him by midget teenagers.  he just wants to win once more before he retires...

     Anyway, Goodnight Lovelies!
     

     


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