The topic:
"How do I get revenge on somebody who I thought was a friend but betrayed me in the worst way?"
My response:
"Forgive them. Become their best friend and always be supportive of them. Occasionally bring up how they betrayed you and then laugh weirdly. Casually tell stories of you anger and rage issues around them. Beat the crap out of some random guy on the street for "looking at me funny" then go on about your day like nothing happened. Nudge the friend when they bring it up, wink and laugh again."
"Here's the best part: NEVER go off on them. Their life will crumble around them as they become more and more paranoid and paradoxically codependent on you. They will become introverted and reluctant to interact with people which will screw up their social life. Which, in turn, will screw up their professional life. Making them even more dependent on your supportive friendship. Revel in the fact that you are destroying someone utterly while being as nice and supportive as you can be."
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You know. Sometimes I scare myself.
Goodnight, everybody!
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